kimfluence asked: "hi, i'm josh hutcherson's jaw."

Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!

posted 4 months ago with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: "Okay lets face it, im no good at pickup lines. You, me. Bed. NAO."

Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

posted 4 months ago

boggslosthislegs asked: "Girl, did a tracker jacker sting me? 'Cause I must be hallucinating."

Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

posted 4 months ago with 3 notes

mrshermione asked: "IF YOU WERE AN ANGLE YOU'D BE ACUTE ONE"

You must be Jamaican, because you Jamaican me crazy!

posted 4 months ago with 2 notes

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.  

posted 4 months ago with 1 note

boggslosthislegs asked: "Damn girl, I bet every boy rushes to your cornucopia."

I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

posted 4 months ago with 2 notes

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

posted 4 months ago

rinicorn asked: "Me watching you is like Peeta baking bread. Both activities INVOLVE LOAVES RISING"

roses are red, candle light flickers, after the meal, its off with the knickers! 

posted 4 months ago

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

posted 4 months ago with 1 note

mrshermione asked: "WAS YOUR DAD A BAKER CUZ U GOT A NYCE SETTA BUNSSS"

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

posted 4 months ago

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "I'm looking for a date from you, and I don't mean the fruit."

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

posted 4 months ago

boggslosthislegs asked: "Did you just fart?! 'Cause you're blowing me away."

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!

posted 4 months ago

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "Are you a pizza because um"

Do you know karate? cause your body is kickin! 

posted 4 months ago

mrshermione asked: "do you have any raisins? no? how about a date?"

Do I know you, cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend!

posted 4 months ago

iusedtobepeetasleg asked: "Are you Logan Lerman because your fucking face"

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?

posted 4 months ago with 1 note