Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
You must be Jamaican, because you Jamaican me crazy!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
roses are red, candle light flickers, after the meal, its off with the knickers!
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!
Do you know karate? cause your body is kickin!
Do I know you, cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?